Sarcasm and shit: Archive

Jan 1st

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Dec 31st

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hayyallee: airwaratcrystalcastles: flirtingwiththedevil-: Ugh why do people keep reblogging this video of me. Oh my god I would do anything to be white after seeing this. ngl Can we just annihilate all the ignorant bitches that do this shit and give us a bad name? Seriously, I’m so tired of people thinking this is how all black girls act just because a lot of them do. It pisses me off...

Dec 29th

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Adult Swim has a new game.

HALY SHIT, Its Hilarious and fun, stupid. Oh wait no it sucks, ASS

Dec 29th

As much as I try...

I just can’t dislike Beyonce, But Solange is still better.

Dec 28th

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HOLY FUCKING SHIT.

We have a chemistry extra credit due on monday. Allee please tell me you have the information.

Dec 28th

BESIDES

Allee have you seen my fucking eyes when I smile they get all scrunchy and i look stupid.

Dec 27th

I don't even like to smile anymore

hayyallee: Because it makes my eyes even smaller. THANKS A HEEP CARLIN.

Dec 27th

Pizza Hut..

Commercials stop coming on please… Your trying me……

Dec 27th

WHAT THE FUCK, WHY?!

Season 2 of my life as liz, That show fucking sucked.

Dec 27th

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Dec 27th

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Dec 27th

hayyallee: durpledee replied to your post: Why is Flavor Flav on my TV right now? I was wondering the same fucking thing, My Wife and Kids? YEAH! I’m just staring at my TV like o.o I was like WHO THE FUCK? Then Dexter’s Lab came on and I was like HELL MUTHAFUKIN YEAH

Dec 27th

That Akward Moment when..

A dry booger falls out your nose during class and you hope no one notices.

Dec 27th

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My small eyes never bothered me

hayyallee: Until damn Carlin wouldn’t shut up about them. I hope you read this Carlin.

Dec 27th

What the fuck?

What the fuck is this grandmas taking a shut in the dark shit?

Dec 27th

I wanna watch..

That 70’s show but I refuse to watch teen-nick because it fucking sucks and the-n/noggin at night was better, MUCH BETTER.

Dec 27th

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FUCK MY LIFE.

I just woke up, Not like I have anything to do tomorrow anyways, I have no ride to the mall even more FML

Dec 26th

hayyallee: durpledee replied to your photo: Haven’t done one of these in a while, so I decided… They are going to come find and rape you. I hope you fall and hurt yourself. IM JUST SAYIN.

Dec 26th

Dec 25th

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Dec 25th

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Dec 25th

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Dec 24th

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I have to go to the mall tomorrow.

I can’t sleep, Im planning on going at like 9 in the fucking morning. FML All for sweatpants at 40% from hollister. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Hollister 40% OFF

Dec 24th

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Dec 24th

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Dec 24th

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Dec 24th

QWOP

So I was playing Qwop last night or thing morning wtf ever, and I got to 25meters, I was proud of myself, then for a second there I actually had him running like an actual person but I dont know how df I did it.

Dec 23rd

Dec 22nd

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“At least Miley can say she had a hit in 2010.”

– MTV News. LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Dec 22nd

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hayyallee: durpledee replied to your post:durpledee replied to your post:Can someone explain… DF why? Cuz, I tried to visit your page today, but it didn’t show up, I was like WUT? :O Are you fucking serious?

Dec 22nd

LMFAO

I’m watching Dexters laboratory and the funniest thing just happened, Its the episode where they have the turtle and dexter made it all strong and stuff and it wrapped its neck around Dee-Dee and she made the funniest face, I died laughing. Side note Dee-Dee’s black and asian friend where hilarious.

Dec 22nd