January 2012
My grandma keeps telling me to eat these Whitman chocolate boxes/
Why am I looking up flights to London and California?
voguetaughtme:
no new years kiss this year lol, no surprise there
December 2011
The dream I had was so fucking strange
hayyallee:
i hate when i’m nice to people and they think i’m being fake, no i’m just nice, i’m only mean when i’m around carlin
Is it bad that I’m playing online pool at 3:16 am?
My fucking neck hurts.
I can’t stop eating. I hate when we go grocery shopping, all I do that whole day is EAT
As he now lays in the middle of the floor just cause asking me if we have any juice…
As my brother lays on the bathroom floor throwing up because he’s sick and too good to take an airborne cause their “nasty”.
I wish I was In Las Vegas, or a anywhere fun for that matter. I wanna go out tomorrow and have a drink or two but, I am only 17 and have no friends having anything on new years
Isley brother songs are hilarious.
Pandor is perfect for playing this
I’m really upset Drake isn’t coming to Cleveland for the club paradise tour.
hayyallee:
durpledee replied to your post: durpledee replied to your post: durpledee replied…
I did like on tuesday
Well maybe you’ll swag them out, hopefully you’ll be one of the few who can pull them off
Do it, bitches.
Instructions: You should know these by now.
1: What do you put on hotdogs?
2: Do you say "anticlimatic" or "anticlimactic"?
3: Do you check flyers before grocery shopping?
4: Blue, black, or some other colour pen ink?
5: Do you use your parking brake?
6: Look to your left. How many framed pictures are on the wall?
7: Do you know how to play chess?
8: How often do you clean the interior of your car?
9: Do you ever read the last few pages first?
10: Ever fallen in the shower?
11: On a scale of 1-10, how likely are you to swear at other drivers?
12: What's the worst thing you've ever called someone you care about?
13: Do you have a Snuggie?
14: Are you allergic to anything?
15: Do you have any TV shows on DVD?
16: How many times do you hit the snooze button before finally getting out of bed?
17: Ever driven away in anger?
18: What's your favourite freezie colour?
19: Are you a vegetarian?
20: Do you have a garbage receptacle beside you? What's on top?
21: Do you cross out your mistakes or erase/whiteout them?
22: Ever torn something up that you instantly knew was too important for such treatment?
23: Do you think that things will get better?
24: Do you have an unpopular opinion? What is it?
25: What's your favourite quote?
26: Did you/are you going to go to prom?
27: What's the most physically painful thing you've ever experienced?
28: What's the most emotionally/mentally painful thing you've ever experienced?
29: Have you ever legitimately saved a person's life?
30: What's your favourite book genre?
31: Did you like "Gigli"? Be honest.
32: Have you ever walked out of a movie at the theatre?
33: Do you peek between your fingers during the scary scenes?
34: What was your reaction to Tatum getting killed whilst stuck in the pet door in Scream?
35: Do dogs like you?
36: Would you say that you project an air of authority?
37: Do people listen when you speak?
38: How are your elbows? Are they okay?
39: What is one thing that you do exceptionally well? Be honest.
40: Do you use torrents?
41: When was the last time you paid for music?
42: Are you addicted to technology?
43: Pick a person (you don't need to give their name). How do you feel about them? Be as honest as you can get yourself to be.
44: Do you check your computer's dictionary for the definition of words you'd otherwise feel confident about using during in-person interactions? Just to be sure?
45: How heavily to you rely on spellcheck and autocorrect?
46: Have you ever gotten into an argument on the internet? Did you win?
47: Do you pause movies/TV shows if you have to go to the bathroom or the kitchen, or do you just let them keep playing?
48: If you use a regular alarm clock, do you have it set to music or that obnoxious beeping?
49: Peter Pan?
50: How often do you fall up the stairs?
51: Do you pronounce "anti" as ant-eye or ant-ee? (Example: "That scene was very anticlimactic.")
52: Do you pronounce "via" as vee-uh or vie-uh? (Example: "We can get there via Tremont Street.")
53: How often do you forget to close your parentheses?
Watchboywiththedragontattoo:
THIS IS THE VOICE OF THE DEVIIIIIIL
Freshly cleaned teeth before bed>
There’s nothing like a Krispy Kreme doughnut
edsnudisco:
hayyallee:
durpledee:
hayyallee:
…………people put ICE in their cereal
I never understood why, Why do they?
that is the stupidest thing i’ve ever omg
As if the milk isn’t cold enough…
^^^YES
Who remembers that time Allee got reblogged by that Nicki Minaj blog?
hayyallee:
durpledee:
hayyallee:
…………people put ICE in their cereal
I never understood why, Why do they?
that is the stupidest thing i’ve ever omg
Someone told me its to keep the milk extra cold. that’s foul